Today while feeding E her yummy baby food I was forced to do the airplane trick so she would actually eat the nasty orange stuff on the spoon, while doing the airplane I had the following conversation with the boys:
J: Do you feed your kids like that too?
Me: I don’t have any kids.
J: When are you going to have kids?
Me: I don’t know…in a few years.
J: What if you got one now?
Me: Where would I get one?
J: From Jesus
Me: Well then I would have a kid
N: What if you got one from God?
Me: I would have a kid.
N: What if you got one from a bad person?
Me: I don’t know if bad people would randomly give me a baby…
And that was the end of the conversation.
So if God or Jesus do not give me a baby I guess I should be on the look out for a bad person with a baby that looks like they need to get the little thing of their hands.